dollar tree steak

I just learned that Dollar Tree is actually selling ribeye steaks at their stores. Ribeye steaks for a $1. Are you serious? Am I the only one who’s terrified of this? Any steak that sells for a dollar you should be very suspicious of and back away from quickly. Read more about this culinary nightmare here.

I mean, what could possibly be in this steak that makes it that cheap? Is it from diseased cows? Is it even from a cow? Where exactly is the meat coming from? I have so many questions.

PLEASE don’t buy meat from Dollar Tree. Paper towels? Sure. Hand soap? Why not. Paper plates? Go right ahead. But meat? NO. Just…so much no.